Ten Reasons For Not Getting Out of Bed
- It's way too early.
- It's way too late.
- You would have to shave.
- The weather might get worse.
- Your phone might ring any minute.
- It's warm under the covers but the floor is cold.
- You might slip on the rug and hurt your back.
- You might not have any clean clothes.
- An important radio program you're listening to is not over yet.
- By pulling the wrong foot out from under the covers first, you might get caught in the sheets and strangle yourself.
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Last Updated Sat Aug 11, 2007