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Ten Reasons For Not Getting Out of Bed

  1. It's way too early.
  2. It's way too late.
  3. You would have to shave.
  4. The weather might get worse.
  5. Your phone might ring any minute.
  6. It's warm under the covers but the floor is cold.
  7. You might slip on the rug and hurt your back.
  8. You might not have any clean clothes.
  9. An important radio program you're listening to is not over yet.
  10. By pulling the wrong foot out from under the covers first, you might get caught in the sheets and strangle yourself.

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