function GetQuote()
 {
  // Replace the non-JavaScript message with a random quote.
  var quote=new Array()
  quote[0] = "I want to make steaks of your sacred cows.";
  quote[1] = "Land of the freaks, home of the depraved.";
  quote[2] = "Crape Dium: I'm having a bad day.";
  quote[3] = "Well it's all for me blog; me jolly, jolly blog.";
  quote[4] = "Similarities between characters on this website and persons living or dead are strictly coincidental and rather suprising.";
  quote[5] = "The adventurer is within us, and he contests for our favours with the social man we are obliged to be.";
  quote[6] = "I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma that walks around in a circle with a riddle.";
  quote[7] = "PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals";
  quote[8] = "Ask me about microwaving cats for fun & profit!";
  quote[9] = "Everyone has an opinion. This is mine.";
  quote[10] = "Call Me BINARY And Make Me Write Bad Code!";
  quote[11] = "To poo or no to poo? That is the question.";
  quote[12] = "I'm not dead yet!";
  quote[13] = "I find your faith in technology amusing.";
  quote[14] = "The future ain't what it used to be.";
  quote[15] = "Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes good.";
  quote[16] = "Stuff that may or may not intrest you.";
  quote[17] = "Love is fickle, but a good sharp sword will never betray you.";
  quote[18] = "A bastion of righteousness in this vast pool of pornography otherwise known as the Internet.";
  quote[19] = "What, me worry?";
  quote[20] = "If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them of meat.";
  quote[21] = "Eat right, don't smoke, don't drink, exercise daily: DIE ANYWAY!";
  quote[22] = "They that start by burning books will end by burning men.";
  quote[23] = "There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.";
  quote[24] = "If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.";
  quote[25] = "Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.";
  quote[26] = "I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.";
  quote[27] = "I can see your point, but I still think you suck.";
  quote[28] = "Let's save some time, just assume I know everything.";
  quote[29] = "The faintest ink is more powerful than the strongest memory.";
  quote[30] = "Close not your eyes against the truth.";
  quote[31] = "I counsel thee, shut not thy heart nor thy library.";
  quote[32] = "Don't curse the darkness, light a candle.";
  quote[33] = "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.";
  quote[34] = "Like a modern day Diogenes.";
  quote[35] = "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.";
  quote[36] = "One world, under a dollar, with justice for none except the corporations.";
  quote[37] = "A witty saying proves nothing.";
  var Q = quote.length;
  var whichquote=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
  var newtxt = quote[whichquote]
  description.innerHTML = newtxt
 }