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Unknown PC Viruses

O.J. Simpson Virus: You know it's guilty of trashing your system, but you just can't prove it.

Dan Quayle Virus: Their is sumthing rong with yor komputer, but ewe cant figyour outt watt!

Federal Bursaurcrat Virus: Divides your hard drisk into hundreds of little units, each does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

Airline Luggage Virus: You're in Dallas, but all of your data is somewhere in Singapore.

Freudian Virus: Your computer is obsessed with its own motherboard.

Health Care Virus: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

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Last Updated Sat Aug 11, 2007