The Promiscuity Pledge
We hereby pledge to be promiscuous; to do anyone and anything at any time; to March boldly into the whorehouses of the world and joyously dance the horizontal mambo. To "spread the love," in the dirtiest way, and to have enough sex during our formative years to ensure we know what we're doing if we ever get married.
We do it for humanity. We do it for freedom. We do it because we love doin' it. And we do it for our friends, who will think we are totally cool.
This we pledge.
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