20 Things Learned from Mother
Mothers, aside from bringing us to this world, play a great rule in giving the first lessons of life to us. We learn many valuable things from them, or we don't? Here is the Top 20 things we have learnt from our moms.
- My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
- My mother taught me about RELIGION.
- My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
- My mother taught me about LOGIC.
- My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.
- My mother taught me about IRONY.
- My mother taught me about STAMINA.
- My mother taught me about WEATHER.
- My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
- My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
- My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
- My mother taught me about ENVY.
- My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
- My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
- My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
- My mother taught me about ESP.
- My mother taught me about HUMOR.
- My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
- My mother taught me about GENETICS.
- My mother taught me about WISDOM.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
'Because I said so, that's why.'
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
'This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it.'
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
'Stop acting like your father!'
'There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
'Just wait until we get home.'
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you'll be cold?'
'When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
'You're just like your father.'
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
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Last Updated Sat Aug 11, 2007