Jokes & Humor
I put a mom and pop software company out of business.
I helped to destroy business ethics.
I put 10 school districts deep into debt.
I destroyed the internet by spreading email virii.
Every time you buy Microsoft, you support terrorism.
Any President that lies to the American people should resign. - Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton, in 1974 political debate
"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theisman
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